Here's what I've found:
The pitch. "Have you always been in the top 5% of your class?" Ok, so I saw this on one company's job/career site. Now this just rubbed me the wrong way. I can't begin to articulate the flood of feeling that I got just reading it...and now writing it..
The question. "If you could meet some famous person from history, who would it be and why?" Is this a trick question or an essay submission for a test? I found it hard to figure out the link between my choice and my abilities related to the job, so perhaps I am not so clever as they are. I guess I need to move on.
Use your network. Great advice!! I'm on it! But wait, my network for the last 2 1/2 years have been other stay-at-home moms like me. Ok, got to go to plan B. Friends who haven't heard from me (much) in the last two years, watch out - here I come.
The pitch. "Have you always been in the top 5% of your class?" Ok, so I saw this on one company's job/career site. Now this just rubbed me the wrong way. I can't begin to articulate the flood of feeling that I got just reading it...and now writing it..
The question. "If you could meet some famous person from history, who would it be and why?" Is this a trick question or an essay submission for a test? I found it hard to figure out the link between my choice and my abilities related to the job, so perhaps I am not so clever as they are. I guess I need to move on.
Polygraph test. Are you kidding me?? "TS/SCI/ Full Scope Lifestyle Polygraph (Only for Cleared Positions)" Yeah, scratch that one off the list.
Are you a customer? Ok, so this was on the career site of one telecom company. So, I'm in fact not a customer. Should I just stop there? Maybe if you hire me and I like you, I'll become and stay a customer...what about that?
Use your network. Great advice!! I'm on it! But wait, my network for the last 2 1/2 years have been other stay-at-home moms like me. Ok, got to go to plan B. Friends who haven't heard from me (much) in the last two years, watch out - here I come.
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