Swimsuit Shopping: My top 5 list

And I don't mean the top 5 things I like about shopping for a swimsuit. Trying to get a bathing suit is a most frustrating shopping experience for most women. It is especially hard for me this year since I don't quite have the same shape that I used to. Here's my top 5 list of swim suit criteria:

Does not require extensive grooming procedures prior to wear.
Does not stick up anywhere it shouldn't.
Not easy to pull down or aside - very necessary when playing and fighting the boys in the pool. That leaves out strapless swimsuits and anything with thin straps.
Offers appropriate concealment and camouflage where necessary.
Does not look like a child's swimsuit nor a teen's.

So now that I review my list, I am wondering why I just don't put "grandmother swimsuit" here, or is that just me?

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